McWonk » McWonk http://mcwonk.com Just another political blog Sun, 16 Aug 2009 21:40:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 GOP Releases Zombies into the Populace http://mcwonk.com/2009/08/16/gop-releases-zombies-into-the-populace/ http://mcwonk.com/2009/08/16/gop-releases-zombies-into-the-populace/#comments Sun, 16 Aug 2009 21:39:04 +0000 McWonk http://mcwonk.com/?p=39 Reports have been confirmed that the Republican Party is actually attempting to create zombies, so as to take over the United States, and have even released some of these creatures on the unsuspecting populace!

There are already three different test cases that have been released into the populace: teabaggers, birthers and deathers.

In all cases, mental activity is absolutely zero, yet they keep moving around, menacing the living, going after anyone who looks like they have a brain. The teabagger test case flamed out fairly quickly, the birthers took quit a bit longer, and the deathers are still going.

As a fundraising effort, there’s even a new computer game coming out, an unauthorized sequel to the Left 4 Dead franchise, to be called ‘Jingos 4 Jesus’. I can’t wait!

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Ouch.

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Secret Treaties = Secret Laws = EPIC FAIL.

All this over a freaking _TRADE AGREEMENT_?! C’mon!

Obama = Bush Light? *sigh*

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Vote Livertarian in 2008!

Vote Livertarian in 2008 – why vote for the lesser of two evils?

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NO DO-OVERS

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Vote for O'Bama!

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Wow.

]]> http://mcwonk.com/2008/03/15/hillary-as-vp/feed/ 0 The Middle Name Game http://mcwonk.com/2008/03/02/the-middle-name-game/ http://mcwonk.com/2008/03/02/the-middle-name-game/#comments Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:35:36 +0000 McWonk http://mcwonk.com/?p=20 The bad guys (various members of the GOP) like to ’subtly’ use Barack “Barry” Obama’s middle name (Hussein) to imply that he’s a Muslim terrorist, but what about all those other middle names we don’t know about?

And Truman just had a middle initial: S. S for …. SATAN?! I think the evidence speaks for itself…

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58 to 41 (thus far) in favour of Obama in Wisconsin, cheese capital of the nation. Obama likes the cheese, you know.

That’s gonna leave a mark.

]]> http://mcwonk.com/2008/02/19/hey-lady/feed/ 0 Somebody Call CSI: Potomac! http://mcwonk.com/2008/02/12/somebody-call-csi-potomac/ http://mcwonk.com/2008/02/12/somebody-call-csi-potomac/#comments Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:14:37 +0000 McWonk http://mcwonk.com/?p=15 From: DailyKos.com

Barack Obama didn’t just beat Hillary in Virginia. He didn’t just get more votes than John McCain. In “red” Virginia, Obama got 142,000 more votes than all the Republicans put together. And that was with Hillary Clinton taking 100,000 more votes than John McCain.

He kicked butt, took names, and did it with both hands tied behind his back.

Oh, and in Maryland, with 40% of the vote in, Hillary is beating all Republicans put together while losing by 27%. You could probably limit Democrats to only left-handed voters, or red-haired voters, or left-handed red-haired voters whose names start with ‘Q,’ and the Republicans would still be in trouble.

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Daaaamn. Somebody got murderized!

Of the three “Potomac” primaries (Virginia, Maryland and Washington, D.C.), Obama beat Clinton approximately 29, 23 and 50 points. That’s what us old fogeys call a “drubbing.”

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