McWonk » politics http://mcwonk.com Just another political blog Sun, 16 Aug 2009 21:40:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 GOP Releases Zombies into the Populace http://mcwonk.com/2009/08/16/gop-releases-zombies-into-the-populace/ http://mcwonk.com/2009/08/16/gop-releases-zombies-into-the-populace/#comments Sun, 16 Aug 2009 21:39:04 +0000 McWonk http://mcwonk.com/?p=39 Reports have been confirmed that the Republican Party is actually attempting to create zombies, so as to take over the United States, and have even released some of these creatures on the unsuspecting populace!

There are already three different test cases that have been released into the populace: teabaggers, birthers and deathers.

In all cases, mental activity is absolutely zero, yet they keep moving around, menacing the living, going after anyone who looks like they have a brain. The teabagger test case flamed out fairly quickly, the birthers took quit a bit longer, and the deathers are still going.

As a fundraising effort, there’s even a new computer game coming out, an unauthorized sequel to the Left 4 Dead franchise, to be called ‘Jingos 4 Jesus’. I can’t wait!

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Ouch.

]]> http://mcwonk.com/2009/07/23/obama-gets-donkey-punched/feed/ 0 Time for a New President? Already?! http://mcwonk.com/2009/03/13/time-for-a-new-president-already/ http://mcwonk.com/2009/03/13/time-for-a-new-president-already/#comments Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:43:58 +0000 McWonk http://mcwonk.com/?p=25 Obama Administration Declares Proposed IP Treaty a ‘National Security’ Secret

Secret Treaties = Secret Laws = EPIC FAIL.

All this over a freaking _TRADE AGREEMENT_?! C’mon!

Obama = Bush Light? *sigh*

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Vote Livertarian in 2008!

Vote Livertarian in 2008 – why vote for the lesser of two evils?

]]> http://mcwonk.com/2008/11/02/vote-livertarian-in-2008/feed/ 0 Vote for the Irishman from Chicago http://mcwonk.com/2008/03/17/vote-for-the-irishman-from-chicago/ http://mcwonk.com/2008/03/17/vote-for-the-irishman-from-chicago/#comments Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:50:35 +0000 McWonk http://mcwonk.com/?p=30 Vote for O'Bama!

Vote for O'Bama!

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Wow.

]]> http://mcwonk.com/2008/03/15/hillary-as-vp/feed/ 0 The Middle Name Game http://mcwonk.com/2008/03/02/the-middle-name-game/ http://mcwonk.com/2008/03/02/the-middle-name-game/#comments Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:35:36 +0000 McWonk http://mcwonk.com/?p=20 The bad guys (various members of the GOP) like to ’subtly’ use Barack “Barry” Obama’s middle name (Hussein) to imply that he’s a Muslim terrorist, but what about all those other middle names we don’t know about?

And Truman just had a middle initial: S. S for …. SATAN?! I think the evidence speaks for itself…

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58 to 41 (thus far) in favour of Obama in Wisconsin, cheese capital of the nation. Obama likes the cheese, you know.

That’s gonna leave a mark.

]]> http://mcwonk.com/2008/02/19/hey-lady/feed/ 0 Barack Barack http://mcwonk.com/2008/02/12/barack-barack/ http://mcwonk.com/2008/02/12/barack-barack/#comments Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:08:14 +0000 McWonk http://mcwonk.com/?p=13 As anyone who grew up in the 80s knows, pretty much anything or anyone can be defined by Duran Duran song lyrics. I realized this morning what Barack Obama’s are:

This is How a Road Gets Made

Somebody walked on a virgin (land).
Someone else saw their tracks and followed them, leaving a path.
It seemed as though I were looking down the hill when I first saw it,
But, as I waled on, I realized I was going up.

Somebody whistled behind and turning round, they seemed far below.
Then I came to where there had been a fire and was shaded
From the sun by the trees.
Figure of eight. It’s our year, it always was.

Credentials:
Made of earth,
Drinks water,
Breathes air,
Makes fire.

—

What’s the song for the Bush Administration? That should be obvious: Union of the Snake.

]]> http://mcwonk.com/2008/02/12/barack-barack/feed/ 0 We are the Oborg… http://mcwonk.com/2008/02/12/we-are-the-oborg%e2%80%a6/ http://mcwonk.com/2008/02/12/we-are-the-oborg%e2%80%a6/#comments Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:00:10 +0000 McWonk http://mcwonk.com/?p=11 Wow, all Washington State counties went for Obama over Clinton, after all.

Kinda scary, really. Does this mean I’m part Borg now or something? I’ve never been part of a collective before.

Should I bring a potluck dish?

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