McWonk

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo,
I’ve got a perfect soundbite for you.
Oompa Loompa, Doompadah Dee,
If you’re brainwashed you’ll listen to me.
What do you get when you vote GOP?
Let the debt grow, the Elephants eat free.
What are you at, talking about a VAT?
Who do you think will vote for that?
I don’t like the look of it.
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,
If you’re real greedy, you will go far.
You will live in luxury, too,
Like the oompa loompa doompadee do.
Doompadee doo!

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Hey, at least both of the above people are less scary than this one:

Reports have been confirmed that the Republican Party is actually attempting to create zombies, so as to take over the United States, and have even released some of these creatures on the unsuspecting populace!

There are already three different test cases that have been released into the populace: teabaggers, birthers and deathers.

In all cases, mental activity is absolutely zero, yet they keep moving around, menacing the living, going after anyone who looks like they have a brain. The teabagger test case flamed out fairly quickly, the birthers took quit a bit longer, and the deathers are still going.

As a fundraising effort, there’s even a new computer game coming out, an unauthorized sequel to the Left 4 Dead franchise, to be called ‘Jingos 4 Jesus’. I can’t wait!

President Obama’s “Cap and Trade” initiative to reduce CO2 is being stripped down to a level that is of vastly smaller benefit that intially proposed. What’s most odd about this is that, according to the Daily Show’s Jon Stewart (on the July 21st, 2009 episode), the politicians watering down the bill are not Republicans, but fellow Democrats!

Ouch.

Obama Administration Declares Proposed IP Treaty a ‘National Security’ Secret

Secret Treaties = Secret Laws = EPIC FAIL.

All this over a freaking _TRADE AGREEMENT_?! C’mon!

Obama = Bush Light? *sigh*

Vote Livertarian in 2008!

Vote Livertarian in 2008 – why vote for the lesser of two evils?

In a stunning move, Senator Hillary Clinton is now being considered for the position of Vice President!

Wow.

The bad guys (various members of the GOP) like to ’subtly’ use Barack “Barry” Obama’s middle name (Hussein) to imply that he’s a Muslim terrorist, but what about all those other middle names we don’t know about?

And Truman just had a middle initial: S. S for …. SATAN?! I think the evidence speaks for itself…

Don’t let the door hit you in the…well, you know.

58 to 41 (thus far) in favour of Obama in Wisconsin, cheese capital of the nation. Obama likes the cheese, you know.

That’s gonna leave a mark.

As anyone who grew up in the 80s knows, pretty much anything or anyone can be defined by Duran Duran song lyrics. I realized this morning what Barack Obama’s are:

This is How a Road Gets Made

Somebody walked on a virgin (land).
Someone else saw their tracks and followed them, leaving a path.
It seemed as though I were looking down the hill when I first saw it,
But, as I waled on, I realized I was going up.

Somebody whistled behind and turning round, they seemed far below.
Then I came to where there had been a fire and was shaded
From the sun by the trees.
Figure of eight. It’s our year, it always was.

Credentials:
Made of earth,
Drinks water,
Breathes air,
Makes fire.

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What’s the song for the Bush Administration? That should be obvious: Union of the Snake.