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Oh No You Doompadee Di’n't!

January 6th, 2011 Comments off

John Boehner, freak

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo,
I’ve got a perfect soundbite for you.
Oompa Loompa, Doompadah Dee,
If you’re brainwashed you’ll listen to me.
What do you get when you vote GOP?
Let the debt grow, the Elephants eat free.
What are you at, talking about a VAT?
Who do you think will vote for that?
I don’t like the look of it.
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,
If you’re real greedy, you will go far.
You will live in luxury, too,
Like the oompa loompa doompadee do.
Doompadee doo!

Hey, at least both of the above people are less scary than this one:

John Boehner, freak

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GOP Releases Zombies into the Populace

August 16th, 2009 Comments off

Reports have been confirmed that the Republican Party is actually attempting to create zombies, so as to take over the United States, and have even released some of these creatures on the unsuspecting populace!

There are already three different test cases that have been released into the populace: teabaggers, birthers and deathers.

In all cases, mental activity is absolutely zero, yet they keep moving around, menacing the living, going after anyone who looks like they have a brain. The teabagger test case flamed out fairly quickly, the birthers took quit a bit longer, and the deathers are still going.

As a fundraising effort, there’s even a new computer game coming out, an unauthorized sequel to the Left 4 Dead franchise, to be called ‘Jingos 4 Jesus’. I can’t wait!

Obama Gets Donkey Punched

July 23rd, 2009 Comments off

President Obama’s “Cap and Trade” initiative to reduce CO2 is being stripped down to a level that is of vastly smaller benefit that intially proposed. What’s most odd about this is that, according to the Daily Show’s Jon Stewart (on the July 21st, 2009 episode), the politicians watering down the bill are not Republicans, but fellow Democrats!

Ouch.

Vote Livertarian in 2008!

November 2nd, 2008 Comments off
Vote Livertarian in 2008!

Vote Livertarian in 2008!

Vote Livertarian in 2008 – why vote for the lesser of two evils?

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Vote for the Irishman from Chicago

March 17th, 2008 Comments off
Vote for O'Bama!

Vote for O'Bama!

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Hillary as VP!

March 15th, 2008 Comments off

In a stunning move, Senator Hillary Clinton is now being considered for the position of Vice President!

Wow.

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We are the Oborg…

February 12th, 2008 Comments off

Wow, all Washington State counties went for Obama over Clinton, after all.

Kinda scary, really. Does this mean I’m part Borg now or something? I’ve never been part of a collective before.

Should I bring a potluck dish?

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