McWonk

Reports have been confirmed that the Republican Party is actually attempting to create zombies, so as to take over the United States, and have even released some of these creatures on the unsuspecting populace!

There are already three different test cases that have been released into the populace: teabaggers, birthers and deathers.

In all cases, mental activity is absolutely zero, yet they keep moving around, menacing the living, going after anyone who looks like they have a brain. The teabagger test case flamed out fairly quickly, the birthers took quit a bit longer, and the deathers are still going.

As a fundraising effort, there’s even a new computer game coming out, an unauthorized sequel to the Left 4 Dead franchise, to be called ‘Jingos 4 Jesus’. I can’t wait!

President Obama’s “Cap and Trade” initiative to reduce CO2 is being stripped down to a level that is of vastly smaller benefit that intially proposed. What’s most odd about this is that, according to the Daily Show’s Jon Stewart (on the July 21st, 2009 episode), the politicians watering down the bill are not Republicans, but fellow Democrats!

Ouch.

Vote Livertarian in 2008!

Vote Livertarian in 2008 – why vote for the lesser of two evils?

In a stunning move, Senator Hillary Clinton is now being considered for the position of Vice President!

Wow.

Wow, all Washington State counties went for Obama over Clinton, after all.

Kinda scary, really. Does this mean I’m part Borg now or something? I’ve never been part of a collective before.

Should I bring a potluck dish?