GOP Releases Zombies into the Populace

August 16th, 2009 Comments off

Reports have been confirmed that the Republican Party is actually attempting to create zombies, so as to take over the United States, and have even released some of these creatures on the unsuspecting populace!

There are already three different test cases that have been released into the populace: teabaggers, birthers and deathers.

In all cases, mental activity is absolutely zero, yet they keep moving around, menacing the living, going after anyone who looks like they have a brain. The teabagger test case flamed out fairly quickly, the birthers took quit a bit longer, and the deathers are still going.

As a fundraising effort, there’s even a new computer game coming out, an unauthorized sequel to the Left 4 Dead franchise, to be called ‘Jingos 4 Jesus’. I can’t wait!

Obama Gets Donkey Punched

July 23rd, 2009 Comments off

President Obama’s “Cap and Trade” initiative to reduce CO2 is being stripped down to a level that is of vastly smaller benefit that intially proposed. What’s most odd about this is that, according to the Daily Show’s Jon Stewart (on the July 21st, 2009 episode), the politicians watering down the bill are not Republicans, but fellow Democrats!


Time for a New President? Already?!

March 13th, 2009 Comments off

Obama Administration Declares Proposed IP Treaty a ‘National Security’ Secret

Secret Treaties = Secret Laws = EPIC FAIL.

All this over a freaking _TRADE AGREEMENT_?! C’mon!

Obama = Bush Light? *sigh*

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Vote Livertarian in 2008!

November 2nd, 2008 Comments off
Vote Livertarian in 2008!

Vote Livertarian in 2008!

Vote Livertarian in 2008 – why vote for the lesser of two evils?

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April 8th, 2008 Comments off


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Vote for the Irishman from Chicago

March 17th, 2008 Comments off
Vote for O'Bama!

Vote for O'Bama!

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Hillary as VP!

March 15th, 2008 Comments off

In a stunning move, Senator Hillary Clinton is now being considered for the position of Vice President!


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The Middle Name Game

March 2nd, 2008 Comments off

The bad guys (various members of the GOP) like to ’subtly’ use Barack “Barry” Obama’s middle name (Hussein) to imply that he’s a Muslim terrorist, but what about all those other middle names we don’t know about?

And Truman just had a middle initial: S. S for …. SATAN?! I think the evidence speaks for itself…

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February 19th, 2008 Comments off

Don’t let the door hit you in the…well, you know.

58 to 41 (thus far) in favour of Obama in Wisconsin, cheese capital of the nation. Obama likes the cheese, you know.

That’s gonna leave a mark.

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Somebody Call CSI: Potomac!

February 12th, 2008 Comments off


Barack Obama didn’t just beat Hillary in Virginia. He didn’t just get more votes than John McCain. In “red” Virginia, Obama got 142,000 more votes than all the Republicans put together. And that was with Hillary Clinton taking 100,000 more votes than John McCain.

He kicked butt, took names, and did it with both hands tied behind his back.

Oh, and in Maryland, with 40% of the vote in, Hillary is beating all Republicans put together while losing by 27%. You could probably limit Democrats to only left-handed voters, or red-haired voters, or left-handed red-haired voters whose names start with ‘Q,’ and the Republicans would still be in trouble.

Daaaamn. Somebody got murderized!

Of the three “Potomac” primaries (Virginia, Maryland and Washington, D.C.), Obama beat Clinton approximately 29, 23 and 50 points. That’s what us old fogeys call a “drubbing.”

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